If bad things hit you like a storm,
Just holler back; don't let it drag.
If people just do not play fair,
Just lift your head and say "Who cares?"
If heads all roll in sink and swim,
Put on a tank and dive right in.
If matters look as bleak as grey,
Just shrug cos it'll pass anyway.
If people just give you the creeps,
Hesitate not; press auto-delete.
If life is sour and above you tower,
Just let it blast and raise that finger.
If life is great then do not gloat,
Next round you'll be in the moat.
If you think I am dissing you
You may be right and "Fuck you too."