Thursday, February 17, 2011

Heard it from the Bovine

Q: What do you hear when cows sing?
A: Moosic

Q: What do you call an angry cow?
A: Moooooody

Q: What do Chinese cows eat on their birthday?
A: Moooooncake

Q: What is the breakfast of champion cows?
A: Moosli

Q: What do you call a migrating cow?
A: Moover

Q: What do cows plaster their kitchen floor with?
A: Moosaic

Q: What exercise do cows offer investors?
A: A bullrun

Q: What did mother cow say to father cow when he said his whole herd was coming for dinner?
A: That's a load of bull

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