I went for my rounds today in the park.
Maybe lost 1/890th of a pound.
Went home for bird-sized dinner and green tea.
Opened the fridge.
What. was. that.
Opened the freezer.
WHAT. IS. THIS.
Lindor. Box upon box of quality to-die-for goodness.
All. For. Me.
Pa pops his head round the kitchen.
"Only one a day."