Thursday, November 04, 2010

Stand-off

I will not be beaten

Inhale

Least of all by you

Ready

This is not funny

Chest constricts, jaw clenches involuntarily

Set

Reflexes in check

I think I need the bathroom

*tumbleweed bounces by*

Silence

 *followed by rising crescendo of Spanish guitar (on cue)*

Where's John Wayne when you need him?

Stares opponent down with what is hopefully a menacing look

Nose tickles

I can't sneeze now

My right ear itches

Damn mosquitoes

I wonder what he's thinking?

I hope he needs the loo more than I do

[to be continued...]

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