Monday, August 16, 2010

The Whinger

Make way for The Whinger!
My goodness what aplomb
The spectacle that follows
Measure lines along a plumb.

Make way for The Whinger!
Did you not know?
My goodness, how could you not?
Since she sure did tell to all!!

Make way for The Whinger!
News travels far and wide,
Until it reaches the ears of one,
Who gleefully decides.

Make way for The Whinger!
You think your mind a jewel,
I tell you it is less
Than swine cast before pearl.

Make way for The Whinger!
Since everyone has claim,
The better the story, the juicier the plot,
The mind cannot contain!

Make way for The Whinger!
Laugh at such a farce!
The Whinger pauses
The Whinger says,
"At least I have no poker up my arse."

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