Saturday, January 30, 2010

Things I tell myself

1) Eat now; diet later

2) There are no sharks in the swimming pool

3) There is no ghost roaming the 12th floor at work

4) There is no psycho killer in my wardrobe

5) It is easy to walk in heels

6) I'm calm; I'm collected; I'm composed; I'm such a bad liar

7) If I look like an idiot, people will assume I'm one so I dont have to work as hard at impressing others

8) Ice cream is low fat... even if I eat a pint of it in one sitting

9) I will eat fruits today

10) I will eat fruits tomorrow

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